La Paz, Valencia

This choice was my fault. We already got a good tip for an excellent paella place in town, but felt like doing the touristy thing on the beach. This place seemed like the lesser evil of the completely tourist eateries right on the beach.

I have tons of excuses - my feet hurt. We were really hungry. It was hot. How bad could it be? Etc.

It was bad. VERY VERY bad. Freaking downright horrible. This was the shittiest place we ate at the entire Spain trip. NEVER NEVER go here again. The rice was burnt and hard. The flan was burnt and inedible. The waiters were the second surliest of the entire trip.